Pikmin

Pikmin (ピクミン Boku no Pikumin) is a gardening simulator.

Plot
Captain Olimar, the only shithead working for the Hocotate Freight, was doin' delivers thru da space but suddenli collided with a meteor and crashed.

He has 30 days to find his spaceship pieces or he'll die cuz he dosn kno how 2 breathe

then he finds a Red Pikmin and while trying to eat him he accidentally throws it against a big red flower with a big number

after the red pokèmon brought it to his flying saucer he discovered that twasn jet fuel n lost his hopes of escapin that planet and the sick captain who wanted to eat him but sudenli shit happens and the pikmin's fluin sourcer poops another peekmon n d captain decides to enslave em and forces em to rebuild is spaceship.

HTE ENDE

Gameplay
Throw the pikmins

PIKMINS
Red Pickminds are know for their resistance 2 fiyyer so dey wont lisen 2 ur mixtape Yellow Pikmonds can fly like Dumbo

Blu Pikmins canut drown

NMES
They are ez pez 2 kil liek evr nme in d gaem They blow fire as if your pikmins weren't weak enough dey wil eat ur ass pikmonds
 * Bulborb
 * Fiery Blowjob
 * Bosses

Trivia

 * I was bored im gonna finish dis article l8r
 * The Pikmin reproduce from coins and animal carcasses.
 * Pikmin r accualy antropomorph weed
 * Mnl is gay