Risk of Rain

Risk of Rain is a survival gaym where the main character must survive the frequent crashes caused by the game itself

Plot
You crashed on a planet, then the game did too

The End

Playable Classes
The Commando: he has a campy playstyle like most of the characters so i wont list them all, the monsters are slow, just run and shoot em till dey git close n rpit.

The Acrid: he is the edgiest shit in the game, he can spit radioactive vomit, spit on the floor to go fast or spit far away and hit bean guyz.

The Engineer: Engi is one of the non shit characters, can kill enemies from safe places and dunno how's that gonna help in multiplayer but is cool to see good engis.

The Loader: he can break enemies in close combat and a shield that protects him while he does so he also has a super fisting gauntlet wich can be used to play spiderman and grope (and wreck) bubs. His most useful move is the one of pooping electric dildos that have an ultradimensional hitbox and wreck enemies breddy fast.

The Chef:  HE JUST DESTROYS 

El Bandito: the class no one wants in multiplayer, no one needs him

Enemies
Lemurian: these armored reptiles are easy to kill only faggots get hit by his attacks

Rock Golem: slow as shit, getting hit by him means you dishonored your family

Wisp: they can easily avoided once you learn how to

Greater Wisp: they can shoot from far away, fear em

Sand Crab: slow, with a slow attack, your mother probably has them

Jellyfish: they're easy to kill but sometimes they noclip tru each other and will look like they're just one, they can noclip tru the ground

Child: stronk, kill him before other appear

Spitter: fear him while playing with Glass, this two-legged cock will aim at you Tiny Imp: you can summon em by givin money to a statue

Black Imp: These niggers will teleport behind you and rape you with their nigger tentacle dicks

Mushrum: [shroom joke] They will shit spores when you're nearby

Whorl: they're breddi much like the Greater Wisps

Clay Man: directly from the Neverhood, these potheads will cut you with their gay katanas

Bighorn Bison: they charge at you

Mechanical Spider: these guys shoot at you

Gup: it divides

Parent: fear him he can rek u in a matter of seconds

Evolved Lemurian:

Temple Guard:

Elder Lemurian: these armored reptiles are hard to kill only faggots get hit by his attacks

Archer Bug: an annoying version of the regular Jellyfish

Armored Boar: ur mmum xD

Toxic Beast Minion: EZ MONAY

Young Vagrant: a bigger Jellyfish who spits balls

Archaic Wisp:

Sanctuary Guard: a super fighting robot